2003-12-13
@ 11:51 a.m. Oh my God my Mom is being such a fucking twat. She's being such a bitch I can't handle it. What was my great offense that has caused her to momentarily despise me. Not identifying myself when I called for my sister last night. No I'm fucking serious. I keep cracking up though because it's just so ridiculous. Seriously she came into my room to have a "serious talk"(meaning she yells I listen) about how I supposedly had Kaitlyn call for me last night. I was trying so hard not to laugh. I seriously had to bite my tongue a little bit. Me: "Are you serious? That wasn't Kaitlyn, that was me. I desperately wanted to add you dumbass at the end of the sentence. Now she is saying I disguised my voice and is making fun of my voice downstairs. And she said if I wanted to be treated like an adult I have to act like one. I told her, "Thank you for being so rude over such a stupid issue. It always makes for a great Saturday morning. She's being so rude that I got in a lot of really cool, mean jabs like, "Ooops you must have been talking to my alias." I am a really sensitive person but I can't imagine being mad over not being able to figure out my own family member is talking to me on the phone. I told her I can't believe you didn't know it was me. I can't believe you'd think I would have my friends call my house for me. And now when she brings home my journal articles with the text blown up to a readable size, it's gonna be blackmail time baby. She did one thing for me and I didn't identify myself one time so she's going to be a rare breed of bitch all day. I might just have to scoot to the library to get away from her. Oh and you can just bet next time I call home I'm saying, "This is Joanna Eileen *********, born on July 11, 1980, social security number. . . . etc." There just ain't no way for me to get around saying that next time I call. I'm way too much of an ass so I can't avoid it. I need to remember to keep calm and try to think of something funny when she's yelling at me so I won't yell back. Wow I forgot I was writing and started reading "Steal this book" on the internet. I think it's funny but I'm afraid to steal man. I'm afraid to get caught. I wonder if any of his ideas still work today. Yay I just found out I can take Molly lots of places today. So that's how I'll escape this house of doom. Last night I went out with Sean and his two friends from Seattle. We went to a club called the Vault and I got really buzzed after a rum and coke and two greyhounds. I did break down and have a cig or two in the bar, but no worries, my wheezy throat leaves me with no desire for more. Then Kaitlyn came home from work(she was chapperoning a middle school dance) One of Sean's friends from Seattle works for Microsoft and is loaded. I've never met anyone who worked for microsoft before. He was a really physically beautiful guy, half-black with gorgeous eyes. He had hard bumps inserted in his chest, nipple rings, all the usual mods. But I thought he was kind of an ass. Wow it's raining really hard outside. I really want to go to sleep. I didn't fall asleep until after three in the morning. Older Entries |